Letter to a fence sitter

It's 5 a.m I can't sleep thinking about how I can change Aunt Bonnie's mind, than it occurs to me Erin is voting for the first time...... what is a lunatic to do?

Rant on the internet!!

I'm not sending this to family, just letting them know I am trying to change their minds through crazy online dribbling.


The best crazy is obviously captured in the passion that is a good 6:30 am internet post:


It has come to my attention that there are a few fence sitters out there the last few days of this election cycle. Your choices have been narrowed down to Lisa M or Scott M. Thing is, are you really going to vote for Lisa because you have never heard of Scott, because of his slight double chin and dorky mustache

Here is a little insight,

1.) Defense of marriage act- Lisa voted for it, slap a gay or lesbian person in the face, if you vote for Lisa you are siding with someone who has voted for bills that discriminate against an entire portion of the United States population, cool you are voting for Lisa because she is not Crazy Cakes Joe Miller, hope you feel better for supporting this bill.

1.5) Now Lisa m. is Pro Life, (for now, while she is courting the conservatives) if it ever fell into the Senate's hands she'd be able to tell Seth and I when and how we can procreate. Cool, thanks Lisa I always wanted another person making my personal decisions.

2.) Legislation restricting the EPA in Alaska; if you even paid attention to how Lisa voted before all this dust rose you might notice she was really intent on helping the "economy of Alaska stay strong" by creating legislation that would restrict the Environmental Protection Agency's reach in Alaska, ask Fairbanks how they like their dirty air,ask the kids at Fairbanks Elementary how they like having indoor recess on cold days (every day) because of poor air quality. EPA, hah we Alaskans are smarter than you and all your degrees, we'll do your job, they are just a bunch of highly trained scientists anyhow.

3.) Endangered Species Act: Murkowski wants Belugas, Stellar Sea Lions and Polar Bears off the endangered/protected species act, they are hampering our development of Alaska's natural resources, "think of our future, I have sons" says Lisa, "they needs good jobs here in ALaska" we can't have our natural resources tied up in National red tape because of animals, federal biologists just don't understand our unique Alaskan animals.

B.S, these animals are on the list so we can't drill/ develop in their habitat, seems like short sided thinking to take them off the list so we can develop depletable resources now and in 30 years have no animals and no resources. Lisa's sons need jobs, put on your Polar bear parka and grab a shovel, we are working!!!


Take Uncle Bob's political advice for once, he really doesn't like career politicians, Lisa Murkowski is one, blam! Ever heard of Scott Mc Adams? Nope.

A vote is never wasted.